"VACANCIES ALWAYS AVAILABLE"

AMENITIES INCLUDE DOUBLE BED OF NAILS, JACUZZI BLOOD BATH,

SHOWERS AND ALL THE FRESH MEAT YOU CAN EAT.

TARIFF

1) VIRGINS - CHEAP RATES AVAILABLE (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
2) FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER - IF IT'S YOUR WEDDING NIGHT, THE BRIDE STAYS FOR FREE
3) WEREWOLVES & VAMPIRES - ROOM 1/2 PRICE IF BED IS UNUSED BY MORNING
4) ZOMBIES - STANDARD FEE ( YOU WILL BE CHARGED EXTRA FOR ANY GUEST EATEN)

ALL OFFERS SUBJECT TO THE SANITY OF THE HOTEL OWNER

(VIRGINS MAY BE ASKED FOR PROOF)

WELCOME BRAVE SOUL, DARE TO ENTER MY HUMBLE ABODE. HAVE YOU THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH OF WILL TO CROSS THE ABYSS AND FACE THE DARK LORD. MANY HAVE TRIED AND MANY HAVE...WELL THE LESS SAID ABOUT THAT THE BETTER. I WOULD NOT WANT TO SEE YOU ABANDON HOPE BEFORE YOUR JOURNEY BEGINS.

TRAVELLER, YOUR ASHEN FACE CONCERNS ME, THE ANTICIPATION AND FEAR COURSING ROUND YOUR BODY IS CLEAR TO SEE. ARE YOU NOT STRONG?. WHAT YOU FEEL NOW IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE DANGERS AHEAD. THE DARKNESS WHICH WILL BLIND YOU, THE SCREAMS OF TORTURED SOULS, THE SMELL AND TASTE OF DEATH AND DECAY WILL CLING TO YOUR BEING, SUFFOCATING IN ITS INTENSITY YOUR VERY SOUL. YOU'RE NOT READY TO SEE BEHIND THE VEIL OF DARKNESS, STOP NOW AND TURN BACK, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHOICE AND YOUR SANITY.

Enter If You Dare !!!

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